Time to get to the bottom of this once and for all.
A tweet about people claiming fealty to Hogwarts houses went up on Tuesday, and has caused some conversation among Potterheads.
Every single person who calls themself a “Proud Slytherin” is a fucking Hufflepuff.
— kate bond (@LadyKateBond) May 14, 2018
Okay, let’s unpick this.
The sorting hat explains in its various songs that each of the four Hogwarts founders had a quality they prized in their students. Here’s a recap of what the sorting hat said about Hufflepuff and Slytherin in Harry’s first sorting.
“You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil.”
“Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.”
So Hufflepuffs are hard-working and Slytherins are mercurially ambitious. Seem like pretty separate qualities. So why the anger?
Well, Hufflepuffs are sometimes the subject of derision. Hard-work apparently doesn’t pay off, as they’re broadly characterised as “a lot o’ duffers” (credit to Hagrid for providing that insightful analysis of clique culture in schools).
This broad derision has been applied directly to those who identify as Slytherins.
Omg it was always my unpopular opinion that people only think they’re in Slytherin because it’s the “cool” and “badass” house, thank you for voicing the truth 😂😂
— Claire ✨ (@linhcindered) May 15, 2018