I’m what you might call a “Twitter person”—I visit that site all day long, and like most people on the internet, I’ve decided that alone makes me an expert. Right now I follow close to 900 accounts—many of which are pretty depressing (the news), and an equal number are usually pissed off about something (people who read the news), and only a handful bring me pure, sparkly delight. Fenty Beauty is one of them, and man, it is a fun ride.
I have no idea who runs that account (I asked them, but no dice), but then again, technically I do. My BFF runs it—and yours! And yours! And yes, you, to the left—yours, too! I mean, don’t you feel like you know this person? Or, at the very least, want to get to know this person? Can you hang out with a Twitter account? Believe me, I have thought about it.
If you’re having a rough day, a pretty good day, or even just a day, I want to deliver some joy into your life via Fenty Beauty’s Twitter. Here are some of my favorite tweets for when…!
You want great prose
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That highlighter is poppin’
TROPHY WIFE looks amazing on you 🏆✨
— Fenty Beauty (@fentybeauty) February 14, 2018
You didn’t really study and you need a pep talk
Crush those finals boo!!
— Fenty Beauty (@fentybeauty) April 26, 2018
You need to prioritize
Excuse me @BritishAirways <a href=”https://twitter.com/JFKairport?refsrc=twsrc%5Etfw”>@JFKairport this is an emergency ‼️ https://t.co/2yDyeHj22w
— Fenty Beauty…